Tag: humor
Funny Things Kids Say: Laugh So Hard, You’ll Cry. Guaranteed.
Dropping some mad positive vibes and belly laughter for you all this month with some funny things kids say. I polled my friends and...
Captain’s Log, USS Coronavirus: Day 15
We've been on this ship for, what seems like, years. I've been my crew's hostage for, again, years. I don't know the day or...
Captain’s Log, USS Coronavirus: Day 10
Since I became their hostage, I assumed my captors (AKA my former crew) would isolate me in my chambers. In truth, I was looking...
Captain’s Log, USS Coronavirus: Day 8
Well, the worst happened. Mutiny. I write this now as a prisoner from my own ship. This is first day of my captivity.
My captors,...
Captain’s Log, USS Coronavirus: Day 5
The day started with company in the bathroom. Since when does the Captain have to share The Head with another member of the crew?...
5 COVID-19 Inspired Drink Recipes for Coping with the Coronavirus
How are you coping with the Coronavirus? Are you doing okay with this new normal? At this stage of quarantine, I feel like I'm...
Captain’s Log, USS Coronavirus: Day 4
Each day, I dress proudly in my Captain's uniform. Today, the most senior crew member asked, "Why do you wear the same clothes every...
Captain’s Log, USS Coronavirus: Day 2
I've been on this ship for 2 days but it feels like years. Spirits are low. Well, maybe just my spirits. Or maybe I'm...
Captain’s Log, USS Coronavirus: Day 1
It's my first day as captain of the ship USS Coronavirus. The ship consists of myself, my first mate, three unruly crew members, and...
6 Times Jurassic Park Reminded Me of Parenting: Tips for Prospective...
If you are thinking about being a parent, here are some things to know.
I love being a parent. Really, I do. However, I sincerely...
